Okay, so you won't give me anything without getting something in return, I can understand and respect that. In today's hard times that's not unheard of, and I'm sure you've all got more important things to worry about than giving me money for nothing (and chicks for free.) So here's what I will do for you, if you donate any amount of money to me I can draw you a picture of anything you want, within reason, because I'm not going to spend weeks working on a masterpiece if you donate a dollar to me. The more you donate, the more time and effort I'm willing to spend on your piece. I will even mail the finished piece to you at no additional charge.
If you don't want some flimsy drawing, fear not, because if you stick around long enough I will have products for sale on here, really cute things that my sister makes like magnets and the coolest shirts ever.